Contents:

1 Box

1 tube of crazy glue (generic superglue will do)

1 box of dog shit (dog shit is a temporary thing while our scientists work out the right diet for our Armenian refugees)

Just think…Ford Fiestas and Skodas flying around covered in dog shit…

You’d also be able to ear mark the really down out desperate junkies by those actually willing to steal cars covered in shit. I can see those conversations with the Police officer now…

“So…you stole this Lada even though it was covered in shit?”

“(incoherent mumbling)... yes”

“Ah right…its the rehab for you then…”