Existing on the Internet, as I do, like a shadowy cultural Charlie, soaking up all the information I can about everything I can possibly get my hungry fingers on. The news that some mad group of geniuses was going to create a new horror series for television, comprising of all the great horror directors still living, did not go unnoticed.

The brainchild of Mick Garris and with each episode an hour long, they act like mini-movies. It’s quite possible the just the news of this series had most Horror fans working themselves into knots. John Carpenter, Stuart Gordon, Dario Argento, Tobe Hooper, Don Coscarelli, Joe Dante, John Landis, the list goes on like some big Fangoria love-in.

If you ignore the usual whiners, you know the ones, those people who will find bitching rights about anything. The series is. for want of a better way to say this, absolutely fucking magic. You’ll find reviews of episodes from both the first and second series dotted about our review section. However, fuck the reviews, don’t take my opinion for it, buy the fuckers, keep these men in episodes and fancy shoes. With your help we might see a fourth and fifth series of this joy.

It was with a certain degree of luck and persuasion that I managed to meet the series’ producer Andrew Deane at the 9th annual Dublin Horrorthon. The following is an interview conducted with Andrew Deane, the Co-executive producer of the ‘Masters of Horror’ series. As far as I’m aware, no other interview of it’s kind exists on the Internet. Mr. Deane, being quite an elusive fellow. This may even be an exclusive of sorts.

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Screwy: Andrew, I know I asked you this before, but it’s extremely difficult to find any information about you online. You’re like a smoky Charlie, a fucking non-person who doesn’t exist. Have you made an effort for as little information as possible to be available on sources like IMDB?

Andrew Deane: No, not really, I just don’t take a lot of pictures. I’m mainly a credit that appears, hm, there might be a couple.

Screwy: I had to check my American ‘Masters of Horror’ to see what you looked like. Make sure I didn’t interview the wrong American.

Andrew Deane: I’m actually invisible in photos. So that’s why I avoid them, you found me out.

(laughter)

Screwy: After graduating from Boston University with a degree broadcast journalism, you started off in sports journalism and produced baseball highlights.

Andrew Deane: That’s true.

Screwy: The ‘Masters of Horror’ is such a massive step away from that. Was that a plan, did you always want to get into Horror?

Andrew Deane (laughing): Not at all, I mean I’ve always been a fan of film and horror films. No, no, it was a happy accident. I just fell into show business accidentally while I was a sports journalist and I just seemed to have a knack for recognising commercial movie ideas, got into producing, then managing, then the Horror thing just came about naturally through my relationship with Mick Garris ultimately.

Screwy: What drove you on into journalism and then show business? Were there any family members or other wise that had that driving impact on you?

Andrew Deane: I think it was largely my own steam but I sorta been lucky, I was just in at the right place and the right time for a lot of things. I guess I took advantage of the situation when it presented itself where I had the right skills to take advantage of the situation and be successful, but I think I was just I the right place and at the right time a lot of the time.

And maybe my father in fact, he didn’t influence me, but I think he was always a good eh he had the gift of the gab and I think it rubbed off a little on me. I’m a better sales person I guess than most, although I like to think I am as or more creative than a sales person, but I am a sales person.

Screwy: Bitta smoke and mirrors, sell ice to Eskimos?

Andrew Deane: Yes, SHOW-BIZNESS

(laughter)

Screwy: You mentioned your father worked with Frank Sinatra, did you ever get to meet the man?

Andrew Deane: Eh, I don’t remember meeting him, but I’ve met a lot of other interesting people. I used to play softball with the guys from Steely Dan and my dad owned his own record company with Bill Cosby and they signed Deep Purple back in the day that was there first group. So I’d already met a lot of famous people when I was young.

Screwy: Was it always just movies or was there anything else, what about comics, books, was there anything on that level that drove you creatively into movies?

Andrew Deane: This is very strange about me. I never had a fantasy life. I read literature but never really had had a live in my mind with fantasy. I never had heroes, yeah its strange, I don’t know, I was never really into comics and things like that, I don’t know why.

Screwy: What about movies then? What directors set your mind alight when you were younger? Do you have any favorites any that push you on to other bigger things?

Andrew Deane: Well that’s a very very tricky question. They’re hard to answer these kind of questions because I’m weird about not liking the label that pigeonholes for liking something, You know it’s so hard to say.

But I don’t know if there’s any one director who, you know, directors, every time is hit and miss you know. But there’s a couple that I like and there’s many that have made a lot of films that I’ve loved and maybe one or two that I’ve hated and it’s all the usual suspects probably. But, I think that there’s a couple of guys who’ve hardly missed and that would be Bob Fosse interestingly enough and Hal Ashby, but those are guys for how many great ones they made although they were just a couple or a few, they didn’t really miss in my opinion. Then there’s many others who’ve made many great films, but they don’t you know, nobody gets it right every time.

Screwy: Aside from film, what else do you enjoy about life? Cheese, drink, women, horses, cards? What pleasures and interests drive you?

Andrew Deane (laughing): All of the above.

Screwy: What about fishing? Do you like fishing?

Andrew Deane: I love to fish. More deep-sea fishing, I do that every so often. I’m a water person so anything on the water is great, I love to sail.

Screwy: What would you do to unwind then, after a few days furiously working on Masters of Horror, Masters of Sci-Fi, what would you do?

Andrew Deane: Ah to unwind, it would probably be have a great a meal, walk around, go to the beach, maybe see a movie. But I love to travel, that’s my adventure, get away from it, experience other cultures and people. Different forms of life. LA is very bizarre and insular and it’s not real, so getting out and exploring reminds you what the rest of the world is like. Plus I think when you work in the same place your brain starts to go on the same wave pattern and you need new different stimuli to be creative again. So I always find myself coming up with way more new ideas after I’ve traveled.

Screwy: Were you surprised when Showtime pulled the plug on Imprint shortly before broadcast?

Andrew Deane (laughing): No. Not surprised in the least.

Screwy: Have any horror films sickened you or actually managed to scare you?

Andrew Deane: Well my family and my younger brother, I always loved horror films, but they were even more into horror films than I was. So I was seeing Horror films at a very early age, so that would probably explain a few things about myself (laughs). I was seeing them very early, so ever since, its been hard to scare me, some things unsettle me I guess in ways, but I’d have to think what I’ve seen recently that’d have done that.

I remember when I was a kid, I think I saw it when it first came out, I remember ‘Suspiria’ scaring the shit out of me. I don’t know why or what, I just remember it scaring the shit out of me. I can’t even remember what it was about it. You know how it is when you’re a kid.

But I will tell you, I had three younger brothers, two that were ten years younger from my next brother and I. We pulled the worst pranks on these kids, I mean, we’d hide under the bed for hours before they’d go to sleep or in a closet or rig up elaborate lighting and special effects, this is back in the mid-seventies and we’d scare the shit out of my younger brothers (laughs) so bad that they can’t see Horror movies to this day.

Screwy: Being a Horror fan, are there any gore scenes that make you grin or laugh. Like you know in ‘The Thing’, when the head drops down and scuttles away, anything like that?

Andrew Deane: From ‘The Masters of Horror’?

Screwy: From anything.

Andrew Deane: Gore scenes, gore scenes, hmm, I’d have to think about that, it’s probably things that are more real, like a pain that I could imagine or being like buried alive, claustrophobic, something like that, that’d freak me out as opposed to out and out gore I guess. I’ll think about that and try to get back to you on that one. (laughs)

Screwy: Moving to the up-coming ‘Masters of Sci-Fi’. What stories there, out of ‘Dark They Were, And Golden-Eyed’ by Ray Bradbury; ‘Repent, Harlequin!’ Said The Ticktock man” by Harlan Ellison; ‘The Hunt’ by Stanislav Lem, and ‘The Crystal Egg’ by H.G. Wells. And with negotiations currently underway to include ‘The Last Question’ by Isaac Asimov and ‘Jerry Was A Man’ by Robert Heinlein. Which of these are you most looking forward to see on screen? Heinlen or Bradbury? Lem?

Andrew Deane: No. You know they’re all good. You know we couldn’t get every story that we wanted or couldn’t get every author that we wanted, but I think there’s a really great range of authors and types of stories. I think with this, we’re trying to make an effort to make statements, to make entertainment that can really make people think about our existence, you know, we’ll see if we achieve that or not. This might be a way to get things through to some people.

Theres quite a few I would have liked to see in there. Hopefully though, we only have a six episode film order and hopefully we’ll get picked up to go beyond that. So we can get into a lot of stuff and cover all the bases. (laughs)

Screwy: Any drunken adventures from your time in Hollywood that’d you like to share on the record. You know the type, it was Mexico, I didn’t own the horse, her father gave me permission.

Andrew Deane: Oh nothing quite that exciting, hmm drunken adventures. Well I’ll tell you one of my first stories. Not a drunken adventure, but a funny story I think about. You know, my eye opening Hollywood experience, when I first got there.

I was asked by an agent friend of mine, he couldn’t go with his client, who was a hot actor, I’m not going to name names unfortunately, a hot actor on a very popular tv show of the time. And this actor was going to go speak on behalf of the American Red Cross in an Anti-Drug campaign and this agent asked me to go with the actor because he couldn’t go and he wanted someone to just mind the actor, take care of him, be there and hang out of with him.

So, a limo picks me up and again, I’m twenty, just into Hollywood, this guy is a pretty big star. The limo picks me up to take me to the airport to fly to Washington DC, for him to do this big anti-drug campaign. And the actor was already in the car, ready to go to the airport and he’s like “So Andrew, you ready to have some fun!” and he pulls out the biggest bag of weed you could imagine! And so it was just the irony that he was stoned, we were going to an anti-drug campaign and he had about a pound of weed of him.

Screwy: Okay, so one of my last questions, what do you think of the growing prevalence and influence of Scientology in Hollywood. You don’t have to answer this is you don’t want to, I’ll understand if you don’t.

Andrew Deane: Ooooh-hohoho (laughs) Ah, eh, N-hmm, Scientology and Hollywood.

Screwy: It’s growing.

Andrew Deane: Oh yes, it’s growing, it’s growing every day. I don’t understand it, let’s leave it at that, but then I don’t understand a lot of things. (laughs).

Screwy: Looking back over your career in the industry, which of your many achievements makes you most proud?

Andrew Deane: Phew, hmm, a few different things. Really I’m as much of or more a manager of writers and directors as I am a producer and I sort of produce usually only when I have a great idea for something. But day to day to day minute to minute, most of my time is managing writers and directors and it’s very rewarding when you have a brilliant talent, an artist and you help them find a way to get their vision out there and be successful. It’s a horror, Hollywood is miserable, they want everything in a little box, so if you can help real artists with real voices do something important and worthwhile, get it done and it’s out of the box. That’s a real sense of accomplishment, to help artists fulfill their vision, so that’s been satisfying in a number of ways.

So lets see.

‘Masters of Horror’ is great, because it’s really changing the model of the way television is done. I mean, never before has anybody been able to give artists money to do whatever they want and really give them the creative freedom and then just delivery it to the network without the network interfering with the creative process, so that’s rare in Hollywood these days. So that’s been rewarding.

And as far as producing, it’s just exciting and fun to have an idea then manifest it then see it everywhere. I do know that I have to make another movie or feature film or two so ‘See Spot Run’ isn’t the only thing isn’t on my gravestone. Although it was fun and entertaining for a kid movie, it changed a lot, it took nine years to get made. So we’ll what else I can do there, I’m working on it.

Screwy: So you were saying about writers and directors, do they come back and thank you or do they change with success?

Andrew Deane: There’s a difference between managers and agents in the US. Agents and agencies tend to be more, eh what’s the word I’m looking for.

Screwy: Secondary?

Andrew Deane: Yeah, it’s mass numbers, book deliver, book, in out, on to the next deal on to the next client, when you’re hot you’re hot, when you’re not, you’re not. With managers, hopefully the relationship is a lot more personal and deep and so you get into it hopefully a little more carefully and really have a bond. For me and my clients we’re almost like family and we’ve worked together a long time. So I’ve been loyal to them and they’ve been loyal to me. I think we just believe in each other, I mean there’s always going to be ups and downs, its Hollywood, its difficult so, its never just one direction so you gotta stick through it, through thick and thin and talent will win out in the end with the right support. My clients have been great.

Screwy: Last question then and I mean it this time. What did you think of the Horrorthon? Did you enjoy it and what’s been your favorite part?

Andrew Deane: Had a great time! The favorite part, other than hanging out with you guys, you know the people are great. The friends, the new friends you make, the meeting interesting new filmmakers and people from around the world and the relationships, the people have been great. And it was great to see ‘Masters of Horror’ with an audience and to see how they responded and they responded I think very very well, so that was a lot of fun, to see how the films grade.

Screwy: Well, thank you very much for the interview.

Andrew Deane (laughing): No, thank you!