Apologies for the delay in updates, we’ve suffered a hardware failure at the mountain. Luckily, not our server, just the tower that holds all the messages like some sort of silver Apple created akashic record.

Also, one of our primary writers suffered an addiction relapse and as such disappeared. However, we have been assured that the needles have been binned, that no more clowns will be harmed and that we will be seeing new output very soon.

Correction:

Previously on the mountain, we printed a review of Metallica’s ‘Death Magnetic’. In it we stated that ‘TheLastDj’ could be heard on their radio show. We would like to correct this and say that ‘TheLastDj’ can be heard occasionally speaking while his better half spins tunes on her radio show. We apologize for the misinformation, the review in question has been corrected.

It’s okay darlin’

You can put the knife and the orphan down now.