Message from the Irish Republic of Hamlin
May 30th, 2011
And Gil Scott Heron is Dead…and
I guess the one thing I have realized from the last few days
Or hours.
Is never underestimate the power of tears.
Too easily they are the faux index – the itchy trigger finger for forgiveness and aw it’ll be okay…
Too often you can be sitting at the end of the bed or mirror apologizing for someone-elses thoughtless greed.
Read the rest of this entry »The Royal Wedding and other venereal diseases
April 29th, 2011
From now on, when anyone is fool enough to ask me what I think about the Royal Wedding, I am going to load up Peter Gabriel’s Sledgehammer and wait for the bit when the plucked chicken magically dances without feathers, without head on its little chicken stage.
Read the rest of this entry »For a few Techno more
April 19th, 2011
Technological music, Electronica in all its forms is sort of like the rust covered dead mech or robot warrior a good Transformers movie keeps cutting back to. There in the rubble of that facility – still – seemingly now, at long last – lifeless.
Read the rest of this entry »A fistful of Techno
March 3rd, 2011
It may be said that 2010 was a marker moment of for counter-culture.
That it witnessed the rebirth of Irish Rave culture, the warehouse party and the resplendent resurgence of Techno.
Read the rest of this entry »“Be Seeing You” (Patrick Mcgoohan)
March 2nd, 2011
Read the rest of this entry »“I will not make any deals with you.
I will not be pushed,
filed,
stamped,
indexed,
briefed,
debriefed
or numbered.
My life is my own.
I resign.”
Need (Porn Review)
January 25th, 2011
Sitting here with the memory of an erection in my hand, I disappear further and further until what’s happening on the screen is a distant thing of colour and light. I’m supposed to be trying to review the amateur section on www.Stileproject.com. But the shapes move and drift now and I’m not sure I’m anywhere to be seen.
Read the rest of this entry »The Gentleman Fagin
November 25th, 2010
Often, I find myself ambling about the Internerd, swinging my pocketwatch, singing something akin to ”Got to pick a torrent or two.” A gleam of intent in my eye, itchy fingers tapping the mouse in my pocket.
Yes Sir, I’ve been thieving for quite some time now and I have intention of stopping, whether you manage to foil me or not.
Read the rest of this entry »Quitting
November 19th, 2010
I’m not sure when I had my first cigarette, but I was in single digits. I remember the moment itself quite clearly though.
Read the rest of this entry »It's Not Rape If They're Coming Right At You
November 28th, 2008
Or
How I Learned To Stop Worrying
And Appreciate The Fact
There Is A War
Read the rest of this entry »Three Nights Spent in a Rat Cellar – Tom Waits Live (The Rat Cellar, Dublin, 30th, 31st July & 1st August)
October 16th, 2008
Ignoring the gentle insistence of Scotty, my Glaswegian nurse, I checked myself out after suffering an allergic reaction to the painkillers they had given me. There was a plan and it had to be stuck to. Tom Waits was playing and no gods, no storm nor shotgun blasted off leg was going to prevent me from going to see the man.
Read the rest of this entry »Smoke and Mirrors – The Beijing Olympics
September 24th, 2008
“There is nothing wrong with your television.
Do not attempt to adjust the picture
We are now controlling the transmission
We control the horizontal
And the vertical
We can deluge you with a thousand images
Or expand one single image to crystal clarity and beyond
We can shape your vision to anything our party can conceive.
For the next sixteen days we will control all that you see and hear.
You are about to experience the awe and mystery that reaches from the deepest totalitarian regime to the rest of the world
Please stand-by…
- Modified opening speech from ‘The New Outer Limits’
Read the rest of this entry »The Amy Winehouse Paradox
August 19th, 2008
Considering how much I hate celebrity, it really is odd to find myself writing this. I’m aware that just by writing this, I’m paying into something horrible that is working akin to a nation wide ‘Wicker Man’, painfully aware. Yet I find myself forced, if only because, out of sheer curiosity, I clicked the comments on an article the Daily Mail website about Amy Winehouse.
Read the rest of this entry »The Problem of Smell
August 11th, 2008
Apparently my nose has gone rogue.
Apparently it always has been doing a little bit of freelancing on the side.
Read the rest of this entry »Today, I'm going to destroy the Internet
July 8th, 2008
Today, I’m going to destroy the Internet.
Today.
That’s all the cursor was flashing beside when I woke up.
Read the rest of this entry »Letting the days go by - Letters to a Bad Panda MD #1
April 24th, 2008
My Good Doctor – the naughtiest Panda,
Written in parts when and where I could – bare with the scrawl.
So aye…
Onward – good Christian soldier chainsaw.
So, I’m in Krakow.
Read the rest of this entry »Untitled
April 24th, 2008
Every couple of months.
Now and then.
On whim – or when the addiction scratches through – from my brain to my belly.
I kill someone.
Read the rest of this entry »Chinese New Year Dublin #4
March 15th, 2008
On the 6th of February I arrived late to the Irish Writers Centre in the fear that I’d missed the fortune cookies. The event in question was a night of Chinese and Irish literature and traditional music from both countries. Wandering through the crowd with the only recognizable face being that of Mr. Hayden (one of the organizers), I began to pass an increasing amount of empty food plates and glasses. Worried I’d arrived too late and would now be forced to wait in a graveyard of free food and drink, my heart began to sink. That was, until a guest moved to the table and took a previously thought empty bottle and poured himself a glass.
Read the rest of this entry »Chinese New Year Dublin #3
March 4th, 2008
The Chinese New Year celebrations in Dublin began on Friday the 1st of February in the Irish Film Institute with a small ceremony and a screening of Jia Zhang Ke’s ‘Still Life’ (Sanxia Haoren).
Read the rest of this entry »Chinese New Year Dublin #2
February 5th, 2008
No Blacks
No Dogs
Before writing about the Chinese New Year celebrations in Ireland and cultural dialogue, I need to get a couple of things straight. I’m Irish; I live in Dublin and while many of the messages I send from the Big Rock Candy Mountain reference Ireland or have a distinctly Irish hue. Mine is not the only voice here. We have Finns, Swedes, Dutch, Australians and French writing, Canadians, Americans and English editing, and we hope to add to that.
Read the rest of this entry »Henry Rollins @ Vicar Street 29th of January 2008
January 30th, 2008
Excuse me, could you stop the cavalry, for a moment, please?
January 24th, 2008
“Dub a dub a dum dum”
So, annual present giving day rolls by again.
Writing about Christmas while in Ireland has the sensation that you’re writing from a fallout bunker several miles below sea level. I’m not Christian; I’m long past the years where I’d sold my soul to Santa for toys. I don’t celebrate it bar to begrudgingly give presents back to the few close family who give me gifts.
Read the rest of this entry »We Leave At Dawn
December 17th, 2007
Welcome to the Mountain.
Because you would not come to us, we have come to you
Regrets, I’ve had a few.
December 15th, 2007
As I sat sadly by her side
December 15th, 2007
When writing on subjects like this, there seems to be a tendency to jump back and forth from foot to foot, people wringing their hands as they try and decide how to tackle something of such sensitivity.
Read the rest of this entry »Drive like the wind
October 4th, 2007
Bad sex stories, damn, I’ve got a couple of these, it’s just figuring a way to tell it without the nutcases somehow finding me.
Might take a moment to set this picture up properly, stay with me.
Read the rest of this entry »Blizzard doesn't care about gamers
May 1st, 2007
Blizzard does not care about gamers.
When I say that, I almost feel like the Kanye West of gamers, standing on tv with some drooling white moron, pointedly telling people the truth.
I hope no one out there is under any illusions.
Read the rest of this entry »Ever loving, Ever compassionate; where is Godzilla when you need him.
December 28th, 2004
Short Sub-Note before I move on to all the Christians: Stop fucking posting about it, Stop fucking going over and over the scripture and the why and wherefores and the god this jesus that. It’s a fucking mythology. ...
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